Source: http://news.hkheadline.com/dailynews/headline_news_detail_columnist.asp?id=247157§ion_name=wtt&kw=126
T he organizers have said the Occupy Central protest for democracy will be peaceful. The 10,000 protesters will block (obstruct, stop) traffic by sitting on the road until the police carry them away. But if all 10,000 protesters are women, only policewomen can carry them away. There are not enough policewomen to carry away 10,000 protesters. If policemen also carry them away, the women protesters can claim the policemen groped their private parts. The word grope has several meanings but used this way it means to touch someone roughly for sexual pleasure without that person's permission. The expression private parts means the front and back genital or sexual organs of a man or woman. A woman's breasts can also be referred to as her private parts.
Recently, there was a case of a woman protester who accused a policeman of groping her breasts when he tried to move her away. I am sure police commissioner Tsang would be stumped if all the Occupy Central protesters were women. The word stump has several meanings but if someone is stumped it means he doesn't know what to say or how to handle a situation. To make sure people believe the Occupy Central protesters when they claim the policemen had groped their private parts, all 10,000 women must be beautiful. No one would believe it if a fat and ugly woman claimed a policeman had groped her.
*Today is the last day of the book fair. I'll be at the Sing Tao Publishing booth (1AD28) from 2.30 pm to sign copies of my new book. I hope to see you there.
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我有一個建議，給佔領中環的主辦者。要是他們不想警察粗暴地對付（manhandle），就該聽從我的建議。警務處處長曾偉雄說過，若有需要，將會部署（deploy）整個警隊的三萬人，去處理參與佔領中環示威的一萬人。警隊的三萬人中大部份都是男人。我建議佔中主辦者，必須確定全部一萬名示威者都是女人。
主辦者曾說，爭取民主的佔中示威將會和平進行。一萬名示威者會坐在馬路上以阻塞（block）交通，直至警方抬走他們為止。但若然全部一萬名示威者都是女人，那就只有女警員才能把她們抬走，而他們根本沒有足夠女警去抬走一萬名示威者。若男警也要抬走她們，女示威者就可以聲稱男警觸摸到（groped）她們的私處（private parts）。Grope這個字有數個意思，在這裏解作未得到對方同意，為性興奮而粗暴地觸摸某人。習語private parts是指男或女的性器官，Private parts也包括女性的胸部。
最近，有一宗案件是一名女示威者控訴男警將她移走期間，觸摸到（groping）其胸部。我相信，如果所有佔中示威者都是女人，警務處處長曾偉雄將會很為難（stumped）。Stumped有數個意思，但說someone is stumped，即是說他不知該怎麼說或如何處理。佔中示威者聲稱警員觸摸到（groped）她們的私處（private parts），為確保人們深信不疑，那一萬個女人都得是美女。沒有人會相信一個又肥又醜的女人，會被一個男警觸摸（groped）。
*今天是書展的最後一天。我會於二時半在星島出版攤位（1AD28）為新書簽名。我希望可以在那兒見到你。
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Michael Chugani 褚簡寧